Fuck!
Learn how to work the safety with your punk-ass.
I'll be back.
Who whupped your ass now?
This really ain't the fucking time.
They know. Let's get Noah and go.
It's the chick.
Look, the chick!
The bitch from the rooftop!
Let's go!
That was the guy who shot Max!
The truck!
Take the truck!
There! Go!
We're in a hurry.
Let's go!
You're cops! Why are we running away?! He's in there!
Here! Go!
This is good.
Noah's chasing us!
What was that?
That was... I don't know.
I had a perfect shot at him if Action Jackson here...
No! This is official police business!
You had no business in there! Can you drive?
- Please drive! - Don't bring it here!
You picked an ice cream truck!
- What am I smelling? - Drive!
What am I smelling?
Ether.
Extremely flammable ether.
Oh, shit.
Goddamn.
You the man!
You the man tonight!
How you pick an ice-cream truck that's a bomb?!
Shit!
This is protective custody?!
Yes!
Shit!
Do something! We're out of road!
Who picked this road?!
All the road in Miami and you run out!
Come up with an idea, fast!
Why must I come up with the ideas?!
Take this shit!
Dead end! There's no more road!
We out of fucking road!
It's going to blow!
Get the fuck out!
Well...
Should I add this to your body count?
There goes our only lead to the dope.
Ain't this a bitch!
The dope?!
What are you talking about?
"There goes our only lead to Max's killer?!" He's out there!
That's not important, it's not your job to protect people! Shit!
- She's crazy! - I'm crazy?!
Her rocker's gone!
Stop your barking! This is the witness!
She done zoomed. You deal with her.
No way.
Listen, yes, okay, you're right.
This started because of missing drugs. But let me tell you:
There's nothing more important to Mike...
...than doing this guy that killed Max.
Sometimes he has a hard time expressing his real feelings.
Come on. It'll be all right.
We need you.
Part of the team.
I thought he was supposed to be the smooth one.
This has not been a good day.
Damn right. It's bullshit. We got 2 days to find these fools...
...and no leads because you cooked Noah's ass.
Shampoo?
Hello.
What's up?
It don't take that long to get shampoo.
- Let's go. - Look at this.
Animal tested. Animal tested.
You know how many chemicals are in this?
I don't care if you go bald. Let's go.
Jojo.
He's a chemist.
Too much heroin and ether for nobody to know nothing.
What's he talking about?
You know the barrels of ether that blew up on the truck?
It's used to process heroin.
They do that to cut it. It quadruples the value.
You can't stick it in the microwave.
Let's pay for this.
How much?
$14.25.
I left my wallet somewhere.
Freeze, motherbitches!
- Don't move. - Wait.
I'm not understanding.
Do you attract violence?
Shut the fuck up!
Take it easy.
We are cops.
You're not cops. I'm not stupid. I know.
- Wait. - I've seen police.
I'm reaching for my badge.
You want badges, motherbitch?!
I give you badges!
Here! 99 cents. I sell you some.
You got 8 badges. This cop thing don't work.
I blow you!
Then I blow you!
Blow me? No, hump me, that's all right.
I kill before. I kill again.
- Hold on! - I'll blow you!
- Hump me. - Hold on!
The emotion I'm going through means this is serious.
Me and this motherfucker is not vibing right now.
- Something on your chest? - I got something.
Hello! The guy's got a cannon.
What do you want?
You want some? Then come get it.
I'm gone!
Freeze, bitch!
You freeze, bitch!
Oh, shit. I'm fucked.
Now back up.
Put the gun down. Get me a pack of Bubblicious.
And some Skittles.
Hell of a night. I'm going to bed.
So make yourself at home.
It's your bed.
I'll sit down...
...for a minute.
Because I'm guarding shit. I'm watching out for the bad boys.
I can see things real well, you know...
...from my peripherals.
For such a stud, Mike Lowrey...
...you sure seem rigid about having a girl in your bed.
Who?
Me? Mike Lowrey? I'm not rigid.
Comfortable.
It's my bed. Why would I be uncomfortable?
I don't know. I think it's more than just wired.
Maybe it was all the guns and stuff.
I never really shot a gun before.
All that steel...
Don't you feel a little funny?
I'm not a comedian, but...
I don't mean that kind of funny, I mean, like...
...funny.
You don't want that.
You don't want that, because when I come...
...I come with thunder.
And that's...
You sound like you're saving yourself for marriage.
No, that ain't me there.
That's Marcus.
You know what I'm saying? He's the man.
I got some others...
I done seen it now. Turn the page.
I done already seen it.
Don't laugh.
I cannot believe he wore his Afro that big.
- I forgot about that. - He looked cute like that.
What's Marcus' wife like?
She's like a wife.
I mean, she must be pretty amazing to keep a guy like Marcus.
Keep a guy like what?
You know, watching him tonight, he's very...
...sort of take charge.
The way he was throwing guys this way and that.
There's something about him. I don't know what. He's so smooth.
Boy...
...I bet...
...his wife's enjoying the smoothness right this minute.
He got a quality that women respond to.
I can't imagine the kind of woman that wouldn't find Marcus...
...attractive.
Probably couldn't be around him...
...just like our situation.
- Lf two people were alone... - Not with a guy like that.
Excuse me.
What is wrong with him?
This one goes on the bulletin board at work.
Don't do that, no, come on.
Put it back in. I can't believe you took it out.
Marcus'll kill us if he finds out. Give it to me.
I can't believe I let you see it.
Motherfucker!
Goddamn it.
Got some jewelry for you.
I'm sorry, but damn that.
We need to address the serious lack of trust in this relationship.
Please.
Is this legal? I don't think it's legal.
I won't be long.
It's legal.
Out of sight.
Sanchez, Lowrey. Yeah, your mother. Listen.
These guys are about to make a move.
Blue convertible. Two occupants. Check it out.
Here we go.
Is that our guy?
Where's the girl?
I don't see any girl.
Fuck off, barking-ass dog. Shut up!
Sneak up on my own house.
What in the world?
Very strange.
His ass is upstairs. Supposed to be my boy!
You motherfucker!
Ducking and weaving, up and down.
Look at this shit. This is what you want?
Got me climbing like a fucking chimp.
No, I ain't going out like that.
Don't take nobody that long to get in bed.
Got my babies in the house.
The man can't get no quality time...
...but my partner gets quality time.
I don't play that shit.
Somebody's out there!
Get the kids. Get the kids!
I knew it! I didn't need a psychic.
Freeze!
Move, and you're dead.
They're going to shoot each other. This is unbelievable.
Miami Police! Freeze!
I am the police!
What are you doing?
- You're doing Theresa! - No, I'm not!
- You're doing my baby! - Shut up!
We could sneak up and snuff them both right now.
But we want the girl.
Never fuck with a cop's family, asshole.
- Doesn't that piss you off? - Yeah.
Don't get me started. Out of the car.
Motherfucker!
Shit is making you crazy!
You know it ain't going on between me and Theresa!
I've been your partner for six years...
...and your boy all my life.
For you to even think!
To let dumb shit like that get in your mind!
This is me! What's your problem?
Fucking...
I'm just...
I'm fine!
Get out of here! Where's Julie?
She's in the car, handcuffed to the steering wheel.
Are you trying to blow this case?
My bad. I ain't had no quality time.
You know how it is. Sometimes you do dumb shit.
My bad.
It's cool.
Go, go. All right.
These phone calls were made to Club Hell from this precinct.
Explain.
I'll ask you once more. Give me a goddamn name!
- All I know is his name. - Give it to me.
You're looking at a lot of time.
Fouchet.
Fouchet, I think.
That's his whole name?
I'm just an errand boy.
Stop. You'll make me cry.
I swear. Watching the house was my first gig.
How sweet. Does that make you union?
If you were a real cop...
...in the field, working every day...
...you'd realize shit happens.
Don't give me that!
You're on your way to reassignment.
Who'll reassign me? You?
Until you have the authority to reassign me...
...stay the hell out of here.
They should bone and get it over with.
I'm getting really tired of this.
You're tired?
They're overfed, lazy. We need video surveillance.
The guard dogs are nothing.
Don't make this hard!
Nice running into you, Jojo.
Always making it hard on yourself, Jojo.
Gee, Julie, what have you been up to?
Just hanging out, handcuffed to steering wheels.
We're looking for someone to step on some heroin.
Do it fast and well. A real pro.
I told you, I'm in the rubber business now.
Jojo, we're not playing, man.
I'm telling you, I'm straight.
I'm straight like a board.
I'm so straight, it's sick.
It's a lot of dope. Who could cut it real quick?
Cut it? You mean, cut it up?
I'm sick of this bullshit.
Bullshit!
What's up?
You're pulling a gun on me?
You're cops! I should turn you in to Hard Copy.
Put your ass on TV.
I got this.
I got 15 bullets.
If you don't start talking, I'll fill you with hot shit.
He's a former ganja-smoking fucker.
- He ain't worth it. - You want some?
I'll bust your ass too!
So sad.
You're on your own.
What's up?
I'll tell you...
...you splatter his ass, he's no good to us. Fuck that!
Fuck that! I'm not going down for you killing Jojo the tire man!
I don't want no brain fragments in my clothes! It stinks!
Fuck that!
I'll tell you what I know. I don't know everything about everything.
Tell him something!
3 guys.
They got a laboratory.
No, no.
2 guys! One guy died in a plane crash last year.
Used to be more!
No, it's one guy, really. It's only one guy.
Don't fuck with me.
This guy's an Einstein, genius college boy...
...egghead motherfucker. He got glasses.
His rich parents live in Coconut Grove.
Where? Tell him again, Jojo!
I'll tell you where.
You'd do that?
I want to help. Stick that gun down. I got the address...
...in the...
...office.
Thanks. Why don't you get it?
Cool.
- Go. - Now?
Now's good. Now is real good.
This is on me.
Why don't you pick out some white walls? A gift from me to you.
You made me think you were going to shoot me.
I was.
When's this punk-ass chemist coming home?
This is a stakeout.
Not what I imagined.
Thought there'd be more conversation.
Sorry, it's not up to your...
...usual high standards.
Is he always like this on a stakeout?
What is it? Too much caffeine?
Not enough sex?
I can't believe she went there.
You don't know who you talking to?
That's Mike Lowrey over there.
King Ding-a-ling.
Why don't you whip it out for her?
Yeah, right on your forehead.
Shut up.
There he is! Let's go!
- Let's go! - I'm on him!
What are our chances?
Remember Club Hell?
Worse.
That's it. Call major backup. I want swimming ducks in here.
Hold it.
Sinclair tapped the phones. We must do that in person.
By the time we do that...
...every junkie in America will be high off our bust.
Can we help you?
I staked out all night in that jalopy too. I earned a peek.
This is real cop stuff, okay? Not Charlie's Angels.
Can't hurt for her to take a peek.
It can't? If they fire a bullet over here, it'll hurt!
We have guests.
Have them followed. Call me with their location.
This high-speed chase, ending near River and 34th Streets...
... was captured 2 nights ago by our news team.
Mom!!
I thought you said Daddy was in Cleveland. Can't be.
No. Your daddy just wishes he was in Cleveland.
I'm telling you, this Fouchet, he's slick.
FBI, DEA, they got nothing on him.
But he got to deal with us today.
What's that?
That's the last time they handcuff me.
That's what.
Good boy.
Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am!
All visitors must be announced!
Pisses me off!
Lady! Lady!
When you get back, this'll be over, right?
You got that right.
Now don't worry. You'll be set free.
Cut loose.
You'll be back to your own life.
No more handcuffs.
- I'm out of here. - That's Chet with my veggie burger.
- Move your ass. - You got it.
Hi, can I help you?
I'm here to kill my husband, Marcus Burnett.
The tall one, or the short one?
The short one.
Thought so.
Is Chet ringing...
Oh, babe!
Let me get your husband.
Get over here.
I know what it looks like. Did you get my message?
Can you...
...leave me and...
...Mrs. Burnett alone?
Right.
Y'all met?
Baby...
I know... Let me...
As far as I'm concerned, keep the wedding ring in your pocket...
...because you, your girlfriend...
Oh, shit.
...and Mike will be very happy living here.
Sweetie! Sweetie, honey!
No, no, I saw it on the news.
That shit's slanted.
You're no longer welcome to my house.
He didn't tell you I was coming in early?
Remember, I said call, and that you'd bring me here?
Tell her what I told you?
You'd bring me here...
I ain't even going to...
We're not arguing.
I'm raising my...
All right... Baby!
We wanted to tell you.
It really doesn't matter, Mike, Kojak... whatever your name is.
I'll tell you something else:
If his wife can find us, I'm better off on my own.
This...
I can see how it'd look a trip.
You see me, I run out, I got a shirt open.
You see Mike half-naked.
Then you see the white girl.
It looks like we having an orgy, and ain't nobody humped.
Ain't nobody doing none of that.
It's not what it looks like, okay?
Baby, she's a material witness.
That's real!
Baby, Theresa, listen.
It was orders. Listen, it was orders.
Can I talk to you? Can you stop so I can talk to you?
Enough smooth shit, Mike. It's not going to work anymore.
I don't care!
Duck!
Julie, get down!
Get down!!
Get out!
911!
911? Chet here.
Go upstairs and take this! Take it!
I'll keep everyone calm until my backup comes.
I love you.
I forgot to give the address!
Go, go, go!
Watch out!
Keep going!
Get her in!
Move!
It's okay.
I'm with the police. It's cool. You look great.
Drive!
Don't ever say I wasn't there for you.
What is it with you?
How come it always has to be good news/bad news?
You know where the dope is, but you lose our witness.
I don't get it!
Telephone!
I'm keeping your friend for 4 hours, until I make my deal.
And I will make it.
I just put a bullet in the chemist...
...who fucked with my timetable.
The other one is for the girl. Okay?
Son of a bitch!
That twisted motherfucker shot one of his employees.
Says if we don't back up, he'll kill Julie.
Not now!
I told you to play by the rules.
I'm on the verge of solving this case!
I've finally got the authority to shut you down.
You're all reassigned.
This guy is painting me into a corner.
We won't let the girl die.
We're not walking away. I don't care what she says.
The deal goes down in 4 hours.
You got 2 hours to find them.
It's time to get lucky.
Go do what you got to do.
You told us that this thing would move a little quicker.
It's not that easy. If it was, you'd be doing it.
Work your magic. You say you're a computer whiz.
Back off! I'm doing an illegal favor for you.
This is what I went to jail for.
So you back up off me.
You don't sit your lanky ass down...
...bottom line, I will knock you out.
What's wrong with you?
- Can you have a seat? - You said I'd get out of jail.
And I wasn't lying.
Cops are so dumb. Look.
Remember, you promised to get me out.
Eddie Dominguez.
There it is.
Girlfriend?
It was New Year's Eve, and my ex-boyfriend, Eddie...
...and this French guy...
...they took some horrible pictures of me.
They said...
...they'd post them at my kid's school...
...unless I gave them narcotics information.
But I never, never gave them you...
...or the girl.
They got her. We need to get them now.
If we don't, she's dead. How do you make contact?
I have their mobile-phone number.
I know, I'm sorry.
I'll make it up to you. I will.
We don't have time. Let's go.
You have sexy ears, you know that?
I want to lick them.
Can I speak to Romeo?
There's no Romeo here, asshole.
What're you laughing at?
This cell phone will triangulate him, no matter where he goes.
We watch the map until he stops.
The signal's still strong.
Come on.
Thank you.
Lucy was the queen, baby. Think about it.
Lucille Ball was a bimbo.
- Desi was the brains behind it. - How can you say that?
What do you mean?
Take the bongos away, he's nothing.
It's conga!
Yo, fellas, what's up?
The fucking pencil squad.
Are we on traffic duty?
No, this is real. We got something for you.
You could get killed.
Let's go.
It's Conrad.
I'm calling in a favor.
Eastbound towards 135th Street.
Northeast, go northeast.
If I'm wrong, you can fire me.
This is what I need:
I need a SWAT team, helicopters. We're calling all cars.
Only I don't know where I need them.
Nice car.
Oh, yeah.
That's my toy.
I'm taking it with me for my collection.
And how about the wire transfers?
Two wire transfers to your banks...
...totalling 180 million dollars.
And 20 in cash.
Damn.
This has been a shitty week.
Getting full integration on that signal.
We're on the airfield now.
I bet it's up in the old hangar section.
Pick it up! Pick it up!
Deposit confirmation requested.
$90 million, Geldersbank of Zurich.
No easy approach.
No time. Fuck the backup.
We must go now.
Not a problem.
You got an itch? I'd love to scratch it.
- Scratch this. - I'll scratch whatever you want.
Did you go to college?
Thank you.
- You sure you want to do this? - Let's go!
Tuck in your skirt.
My shit always works sometimes.
This is the best you can buy. Nice doing business with you.
Oh, shit.
It's a setup!
If I get killed, I'm fucking you up!
Goddamn it, go!
Go, goddamn it!
My God!
Get down!
You forgot your boarding pass!
You motherfuckers!
What's up?
Shit!
Let's go!
Get in the car!
Get in, Mike! Come on!
Get in!
Get in the car!
This shit's going to blow!
Get up!
Shit! Please, catch that motherfucker, he shot me.
He shot me!
I'm fine. I just had a run-in with Jim Brown over here.
He steals our shit...
...kidnaps Julie...
...shoots at my wife. We beat him down!
Marcus, I just got one question for you.
How can you leave me at a gunfight to get the car?!
Shut up and let him drive.
Getting shot improved your driving skills.
You got the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be used against you in a court of law.
What're you doing?
Getting it out the way.
Punch it!
What if his car's faster?
It's not!
It'll be one or the other! It'll be him or it'll be us!
You better win!
That's how you're supposed to drive!
From now on, that's how you drive!
Freeze!
He ain't worth killing.
Freeze!
Bet when your punk-ass woke up this morning...
...you didn't think by 5:00 you'd have a hole in your leg.
You couldn't kill me, you chickenshit, could you?
I could. You're talking like it's over.
I'm just pausing.
I'm getting the hang of this marksman shit.
Shooting them from 30 yards while they run, that's not it.
Here's where it is.
Up close and personal.
That's what I'm talking about.
Would you do it?
Step off!
Do it!
Do it!!
It's over.
He's a joke.
He's a motherfucking joke.
I ever tell you I love you, man?
You always be getting emotional after a gunfight.
Because I'm glad we survived.
Shit.
I love you too.
Don't be looking at me. I love you. I said that shit.
You my boy!
No, no, you like my brother, man.
So what am I?
Julie, sweetie, you...
You're a little dangerous.
See, you like a magnet for random gunfire.
But you're cool.
You're down.
So what's next?
See...
...there won't be no next.
You wanted Mike Lowrey...
...you got him.
That's Mike.
Old Mike Lowrey.
I'm going home to my wife to get my quality time.
Stop playing, man.
I've been beat 3 times out here.
I'm cool, I don't need no help. Back up.
Why're you going home to your wife? Your dick probably don't work.
Do you have the keys?
Mike wanted me to go to this gunfight, then...
Well, then there was this witness...
My man!
You let me out of here?
- I don't got the keys. - What do you mean you don't have keys?!
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